Professional Reader

I feel very privileged that there are a number of real authors - unlike myself - who are willing to give up precious scribbling time to talk about their own books, their love of books, and anything slightly book-related. You are all phenomenally generous individuals, which leads me to wonder if you are in fact real writers. 

Those who said 'no thanks' are well within their rights to do so, as a) they don't know me from a bar of soap, b) there is a distinct possibility I may have stalked them on social media at some stage in the last few years, or c) I have been mean about their books. To you collectively, I say - fair enough, I don't know you either and sorry, please don't prosecute me, because I have stopped, and I still really like your books. 

Unless I don't.